The Dark Side Chronicles

Force-powered insights from the galaxy's most misunderstood father

Why I Had to Destroy Alderaan (It's Complicated)

By Darth Vader3 BBY4 parsecs read

Look, I know what you're thinking. 'Vader, destroying an entire planet seems a bit excessive.' But hear me out...

#ProjectManagement#DeathStar#DifficultDecisions#Alderaan
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5 Tips for Managing Difficult Employees (When You Can Force-Choke Them)

By Darth Vader2 BBY3 parsecs read

After decades of managing Imperial officers, I've learned that traditional HR approaches don't always work...

#Management#Leadership#HR#ForceChoke
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Luke's Teenage Years: A Father's Perspective

By Darth Vader4 ABY5 parsecs read

Parenting is hard. Parenting when you're a Sith Lord who didn't know your son existed for 19 years? Nearly impossible...

#Parenting#Luke#FatherSon#Regrets
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Death Star 2.0: Learning from Past Mistakes

By Darth Vader4 ABY4 parsecs read

After the unfortunate destruction of our first Death Star, the Emperor insisted we needed a bigger, better version...

#DeathStar#ProjectManagement#LessonsLearned#Architecture
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Meditation Techniques for the Perpetually Angry

By Darth Vader1 BBY3 parsecs read

People often ask me how I find inner peace while being consumed by the dark side. The answer might surprise you...

#Meditation#DarkSide#SelfCare#Mindfulness
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